Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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