Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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