We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize