So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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