So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
