The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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