happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We left an ass print on the piano.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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