Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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