You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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