Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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