plz talk dirty to me
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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