My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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