Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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