I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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