Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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