its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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