Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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