I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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