I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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