honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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