People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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