Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback