Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Randomize
