my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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