so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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