I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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