we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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