the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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