Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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