Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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