Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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