apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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