she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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