You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
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Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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