i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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