No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
There are leaves in my underwear?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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