What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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