sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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