I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
