I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
How's work?
Spinning.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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