Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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