I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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