she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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