everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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