The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
