wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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