what if every blade of grass was a penis?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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