They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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