The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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