Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Then you guys just all showered together...?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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