I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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