let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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