so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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