Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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