HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
