im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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